I'm sending you this E-Male
He's so sexy, hot, and yummy
And he might be just the thing
To bring a tickle to your tummy!

His eyes are quite beguiling
With a mischief in his stare...
'Neath the guise of invitation
There's a rather naughty dare.

The only thing he's wearing
Are some denim and a tan..
Those muscles leave no doubt that
This guy's buff and he's all man!

If you need a little jump-start
And excitement in your day
Just imagine all the fun you'd have
If he came by to play!