A curious little American Indian boy asks his mother,
"Say, Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm," she answers.
"Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her," came the reply.
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
"We were watching the moon while she was conceived," Mom said.
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"