It was Halloween, and a little boy,
who had a speech impetament was out
Trick-or-Treating.
He came to a man's house
and said "Bick or Beet"
and the man said,
"what are you for Halloween?"
"A birate" the little boy said.
Now, everyone knows that pirates are
associated with bucaneers.
So, the man said, "Well son, where are you're buccaneers?"
And the little boy replied,
"on the side of my buckin' head!!!"